Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.