Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.