What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN