What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN