Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.