Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn