What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.