What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.