What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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