What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood