What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

1280x720

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY