What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.