Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants