What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Denim denim denim p

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.