What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.