What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael