What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.