What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.