What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.