Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
It leaves.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
Rohypnol
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
