Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow