Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed