What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!