What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium