What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!