What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.