Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.