Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.