Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.