What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!