What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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'Where is the bar tended?'

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He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Herr Jordan

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Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!