What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!