What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service