What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common?

They're both dead.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?