What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.