What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.