What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.