What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Doublemint Jokes More Doublemint Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.