What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.