What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.