Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
On duty
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
A bookworm !
Because they're crab apples !
Chicken sees-a salad
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Flying a plane.
Deranged.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
