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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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