What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now