What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados