What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.