What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...