How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai