Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Camembert!

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Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.