Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala