What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.