What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.