What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush