What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.