When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because they keep stepping on the string.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
because it was too tired.
Chocolate chips
Attire.
To get to the other side.
3 if you don't use protection.
A fake name
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
Your Seoul is mine!"
