What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.