What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol?

Mutton-schnapps.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!