What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!