What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!