What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!