How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.