How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver