What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.