Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus