Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing