Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer