Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!