Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.