What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.