Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.