What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.