What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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Who has the biggest duck in Compton?

A tripod

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.