Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA