What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What online payment service does the Pope use?

Papal.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.