Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.