Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.