What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!