What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.