What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."